That's me, trying to stretch all the way to that piece of bologna...come on...tell you what--I promise not to jump onto the keyboard when using the modem.  OK?

...and I promise not to pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.

I'll promise to show remorse when being scolded.

Actually, I have my humans wrapped around my fingers...ahem...tail.  Dining In is the Cat's Meow...purrrup!